I'm Kirby.Kaitlyn & I used to be obsessed with the skateboarder Corey Duffel and one time we found a number online that was supposed to be his home phone number and we fucking called it and we were like “Is Corey there?” and an old man was like “No.” and Kaitlyn hung up and I just stayed on the phone…waiting…
One time Kaitlyn & I did a Mad Lib and we filled it out with words like “penis” and “smelly” and “nipple” and we were so scared someone would find it that we ripped it up and flushed it down the toilet
Kaitlyn & I once wrote a rap song to the tune of that “Shake That Laffy Taffy” song about our pets and it was called “I’m a Cuddle Buddy.”
| Me: | Do you remember when we spoke in accents for like 2 hours on the phone? |
| Kaitlyn: | Yeah |
| Me: | Your mom hated that. |
| Kaitlyn: | My mom hates everything we do. |
Go away
| Kaitlyn: | ...my eyelashes are black. |
| Me: | How many eyelashes do you have now? Three? |
| Kaitlyn: | I actually have a lot now, thanks. |
| Me: | So like eight? |
| Kaitlyn: | My name's Kirby and I look like Chord Overstreet. |
| Me: | Shut up. |
georgie-grrrl replied to your photo: FUN FACT: I have a pillow with Peeta’s face on it…
dude… we use to make fun of him, now you love him? AHHHHHHHHH COME BACK TO ME KIRBY COME BACK„, BABY COME BACK ANY KIND OF FOOL COULD SEEEE THERE WAS SOMETHINGGG IN EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU
WE USED TO DO A LOT OF THINGS KAITLYN
WE USED TO DO A LOT OF THINGS
| Me: | I think if we were Dean & Sam, you would be Dean. |
| Kaitlyn: | Thanks I guess? Hahaha |
| Me: | YOU'RE WELCOME. It's because you're charismatic & funny & good with kids. Also because you're an asshole. |
| Kaitlyn: | Great and I hope that one reason is that you find me extremely attractive. |
| Me: | Oh, you see right through me. I just can't resist you. |